You gotta be optimistic to be single. Stupid! You have to be stupid. That's what optimistic means, you know. It means stupid. An optimist is somebody that goes, 'Hey, maybe something nice will happen! ' Why the fuck would anything nice ever happen? What are you, stupid?

Louis C. K.
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